Pollster: Hey, you want health care reform that guarantees you coverage even if you have a pre-existing condition?
America: Are you kidding? Damn right I want it!
Pollster: How do you feel about the individual mandate -- the mandate that requires everyone to be "in the pool"?
America: Sounds smart to me. I'll take it!
Pollster: Employer mandate?
America: Yes. you bet!
Pollster: Got a problem with paying for some of this with a raise in taxes on the wealthy -- the guys who got the big tax breaks during the Bush administration?
America: No problem with me. Seems pretty fair way to pay for covering people who can't afford coverage.
Pollster: That pesky public option, got a problem with it?
America: Heck no. Pretty sensible idea to give the insurance companies some real competition.
Pollster: So you're generally in favor of the overall health bill Congress is working on?
America: No way. I haven't got a clue what they're trying to pass.