Here. Let me show you this rather oddly shaped little bottle. I'll spray some on my wrist. Can you smell that delicious smell? The label says it's a mixture of jasmine, soy sauce, and raw beef and (wouldn't you just know it!) one "mystery ingredient." Hubby says he can't stay away from me when I spray on my new Chinese fragrance, "OyVe." Please just sniff it if you aren't in too much of a hurry. I'll be mighty glad of the 49¢ "HuKwa Ltd" will pay me for this "blogspot." (There, FTC, that's full disclosure.)
Now, let me lead you over to that tiled "island" in my kitchen and show you these amazingly sharp knives? See? All you have to do is press them against an attractive but simple magnetized bar for 5 seconds (each side) and -- here, let me demonstrate -- they are so sharp that you can shorten the nails on your Mexican Hairless with hardly any hassle. See? Chop chop! Ol' baldy there hardly complained at all. I thought that little jump he made was kind of cute, really. Thank you for watching. Just your attention alone has fattened my wallet by 27.3¢.
The recliner you see over there? Nice design! Manufactured in Myanmar, it's light as a feather, easy to adjust and yet will hold weights up to 65 kg. It's really comfortable. See, I'll show you. Well, I guess I must have put a couple of ounces on since yesterday, but when we put it back together again, I'll show you the fun the kids have in it! In the meantime, I guess, Colonel Exports are probably not going to ante up the 67¢ they usually send along for this demo on my blog since their damn chair broke.
Still, blogging can be fun and profitable!
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